SubPress Crew
It was a good run! Bill discovered this webpage March 14, 2024.
We're still accepting pet pictures! Just email geralyn@subterraneanpress.com.
The Subterranean Press employees are curious how long it will take Bill to notice that we added this page. If you come across this, send an email to geralyn@subterraneanpress.com, and we will add your pets to the page! We put this page up November 11, 2023, and he hasn't said anything yet!
This is Titus. He loves Bee Pollen and is a Feisty Chinchilla with delusions of Supervillan grandeur. He likes to nibble your nails if you give good scritches.
Khatooshka is the void that looks back into you.
Koopa is twice the height of an Ambergris, but only weighs half of one. He insists he understands the plot, but we know he's lying, because he doesn't know how to read.
He WILL judge you for not covering your mouth when you sneeze.
Yoshi was once described by an author as "Magnificent...reminds me facially of my Maltese cross back home, Ben, only Yoshi has beautiful sad eyes and Ben has mean little pig eyes."
Like most hamsters, Vesper does sit and stare at you for long periods of time. I think she may be plotting murder or trying to steal my soul...but she is the sweetest girl so it's fine I guess.
Tiny But Mighty, Rosie Enjoys Running On The Wheel And Terrorizing Her Big Sisters At Every Opportunity.
Don't let her adorable face fool you, Beatrice is in her biting phase. Anything could be food...and she will bite you to find out.
Agnes Loves To Climb Anything And Everything. She Is Currently Pursuing Her Dream Of Becoming A Professional Escape Artist.
Matriarch of the mice, Ida enjoys treats and endures the foolish antics of her young wards with much patience.